Surviving the Holidays
The 10 Christmas gifts you should NEVER give anyone! And if you've already purchased one of these, I hope you kept the receipt:
- A puppy. If they haven't expressed a desire for a pet, keep driving past the pet store
- Cooking classes. A guy will see right through the cooking class you purchased for the two of you.
- A scale or gym membership. That's a ticket straight to the doghouse.
- "This Christmas" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. 'Nuff said.
- Snuggies. Even if they're printed in their favorite sports team's logo.
- A Shake Weight. Unless, of course, you really hate the person you got as your office Secret Santa
- Keeping Up with the Kardashians on DVD. Even if your friends love them, please don't contribute anymore to Kim's pocketbook.
- A guinea pig. They smell bad and they chew through their cages and will end up in your dress shoe.
- An Atkins Diet Book. See "gym membership" above.
- Tickle Me Elmo. Not this year...because...well, you know.
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Big jerk boss!
We're coming up on the end of 2012...which means we press reset on our lives and make new resolutions for 2013. What promises are you making to yourself next year? To lose some weight? Read a few more books? Get your boss fired? Learn how to cook --- wait, what? get your boss fired?
Yep! A survey found that for 2% of us, that's our main goal for 2013 -- to help oust the boss.
A better alternative, if you ask me, is to just look for a new job -- which is what 23% of will do. What is our top work-related wish? Work hard and get a raise. Tried and true.
All of this after we help show the boss the door, of course!
CelebBuzz
EddieMurphy tops Forbes' list of the year's most overpaid actors again. Forbes calculates that for every dollar Murphy was paid for his last three films, they returned an average of $2.30 at the box office.
- Eddie Murphy -- Returns $2.30 for every $1 paid.
- Katherine Heigl -- Returns $3.40 for every $1 paid.
- Reese Witherspoon -- Returns $3.90 for every $1 paid.
- Sandra Bullock -- Returns $5 for every $1 paid.
- Jack Black -- Returns $5.20 for every $1 paid.
- Nicolas Cage -- Returns $6 for every $1 paid
- Adam Sandler -- Returns $6.30 for every $1 paid.
- Denzel Washington -- Returns $6.30 for every $1 paid.
- Ben Stiller -- Returns $6.50 for every $1 paid.
- Sarah Jessica Parker -- Returns $7 for every $1 paid.
Reality TV personality Honey Boo Boo has earned a spot on Barbara Walters' annual list of top 10 most-fascinating people. All but two of this year's picks for "The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2012" have been revealed. Honey Boo Boo joins previously announced selections:
- Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
- Olympic gold medal gymnast Gabby Douglas
- Actor Ben Affleck
- U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
- Boy band One Direction
- Comedian Seth MacFarlane
Frankie Muniz, star of Malcom in the Middle, suffered a mini-stroke last week. The 26-year-old Muniz was taken to an Arizona ER on Friday when friends noticed he was "acting really weird" — having trouble speaking and understanding words — and they got freaked out. Doctors told Muniz he had suffered a "mini-stroke" though they didn’t know what caused it. He's still awaiting test results.
RUMOR OF THE DAY: Believe it or not, but there’s a report making the gossip rounds that says that Rihanna is planning to marry Chris Brown in a secret wedding over New Years Eve
BEST MOVIE SANTAS
A movie website ranks the best movies Santas.
15. Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd)
14. A Christmas Story (Jeff Gillen)
13. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (Patton Oswalt)
12. Jingle All The Way (Jim Belushi)
11. The Year Without a Santa Clause (Mickey Rooney, claymation)
10. Fred Clause (Paul Giamatti)
9. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (James Cosmo)
8. Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thornton)
7. Miracle on 34th Street (Richard Attenborough)
6. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)
5. The Polar Express (Tom Hanks)
4. Miracle on 34th Street (Edmund Gwenn)
3. Elf (Edward Asner)
2. The Nightmare Before Christmas (Ed Ivory)
1. The Santa Clause Trilogy (Tim Allen)
Frankie Muniz of Malcom in the Middle fame is 27, comedian Margaret Cho turns 44, and Little Richard is the big eight-oh!
ABC: The Middle and The Neighbors are both news followed by a Modern Family rerun (booo!), Suburgatory is new along with Nashville
CBS: Survivor: Philippines is new followed by a new Criminal Minds and a live event wraps up the night: The Grammy Nominations Concert Live! -- Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
NBC: Whitney, Guys with Kids, Law and Order: SVU, and Chicago Fire are all new tonight
FOX: The X Factor is live
CW: Arrow and Supernatural are both new
The only Christmas specials on network TV are The Middle: Christmas Help, and The Neighbors: Merry Crap-Mas...both on ABC. There's a load of holiday magic on cable, though, and the entire day is mapped out here.
Today's life lesson: If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.





