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Lady GaGa is seen leaving her New York City hotel in style...a golden wheelchair. GaGa hugs waiting fans before hobbling into her waiting car.

Justin Timberlake is celebrating his first album in seven years with an hour-long special on the CW. On March 19th - the album's official release date - the singer will appear on the "Target Presents: The iHeartRadio Album Release Party" special, that's set to air at 8 p.m. Eastern on the CW.

Rihanna was forced to cancel another show -- this one in Baltimore as the flu and laryngitis get the best of her.
#BOSTON this is the hardest thing for me to deal with! I feel like we've been waiting on this day forever, and I'm hurt that I let you down
— Rihanna (@rihanna) March 10, 2013
According to Star, Brad Pitt has been "caught wearing Spanx!" The tabloid exclaims, "He's been to London and lives in France, and now Brad Pitt wears ladies' underpants!" A "source" tells the tabloid that Pitt has been "sporting a girdle to control his pudgy midsection." A source close to the actor calls the story "absurd".
In celebration of General Hospital's 50th anniversary, SOAPnet is airing an unprecedented 50-hour marathon of classic episodes, starting Friday, March 29. The marathon kicks off with the very first episode from 1963, and will include shows from every decade. The stunt leads up to the 50th anniversary episode of General Hospital, airing on Monday, April 1 on ABC.
Sources say Miley Cyrus has split with her fiancé, Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth. Hemsworth has jetted off to his native Australia because "He needed to get away from Los Angeles and spend some time with his brother and friends." One source said, "Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him." Another source added, "They have broken up before, and are broken up again now. There was drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye. And she recently tweeted a denial that he cheated. While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart."
Birthdays today include Jamie Bell from Billy Elliot (27), Chris Klein (34), and Billy Crystal (65).
Today is Potato Chip Day.
ABC: Grey's Anatomy is new
CBS: All new tonight starting with the Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, Person of Interest, and Elementary
NBC: Community, The Office, 1600 Penn are new
FOX: American Idol is live followed by a new Glee
CW: The Vampire Diaries and Beauty and the Beast are both new
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ""Can I help you?""
The man said, ""Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."





