Birthdays today include Kathy Ireland turns the big five-oh, Holly Hunter is 55, and Spike Lee is 56.
ABC: The Neighbors and Suburgatory are new
CBS: Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favs, Criminal Minds, and CSI are all new
NBC: Whitney, Law and Order: SVU, and Chicago Fire are new
FOX: Amercan Idol is 2 hours
CW: Arrow and Supernatural are both new
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”
“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have fool around with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her, “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having he fools around with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?”
“Oh that crazy old guy…” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!”