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An older man was visiting his son the other night and asked if he could borrow a newspaper.

"Dad, this is the 21st century," the son said. "I don't waste money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad."

A minute later, iPad in hand to give back to the son, the father thought to himself: "that spider never knew what hit him."